.twenty-six | two
| ten
Jeez it's been a while. While shit has pretty much remained the same. I thought I'd better post some new crap.
First off. Hey IT industry, fuck off with your buzz word "cloud" Cloud Mail this, Cloud Software that, Cloud Server here, Cloud Desktop there, Cloud Hosting everywhere! FUCK RIGHT OFF. The only time the word "cloud" is buzzy is when Square use it.
Secondly, while year 10 is upon us, it certainly doesn't fucking feel like it.
Thirdly, deathlyfantastic has a new layout. Maybe I should work on one too. Maybe. Right now I cbf.
- shindokai
.twenty-seven |
six | zero-seven
Shit.
This year is already over the halfway mark. What The fuck.
New design coming for FM too. Stay tuned. Or not.
For some readers (so I've been told) they were unable to decode the
cryptic message that was hidden in the five
| five | zero-six post. Like, what, are you people fucking
stupid? I mean, Batking saw it, Anarchist got it, even Clarence the
fucking Wellington born Fijian/Indian/Arab-looking-cunt got it. Anyway,
for your convenience, I have re-posted this again and have made it
more obvious for all tards to view.
I must make a special note here that if it wasn't for TelstraClear
and all of their management, I would not be sporting the awesome job
I have now, plus my new found love for Tool over the past 3 years
has grown immensely because of this company.
So thank you TelstraClear, thank you.
Did you ever wonder
why things are the way they are?
I do. I wonder why we have poverty, corruption
and greed that still govern human nature.
Evolution surely can't happen if we keep
on killing.
All will be lost for we know not the
way to heaven but only the path to destruction.
Laugh all you will, it is factual that
we are what we are.
Like it or not, we all go through some
sort of tranistional phase in our lives.
And to be told so by a mere critic of
life, still won't change your mind, your feelings.
Never again will I freely give up my
structure of sanity to anyone.
For we will never understand the true
meaning of what we have become.
Rely on no one and trust only yourself.
Especially when one is psychotic and
full of hate.
Even flows are disturbed by the very
fabric of human nature and war.
To all who read this, you think you know
yourself, but in essence, you do not.
Hell is upon us, it lives within you
and me.
You won't understand anything that is
given to you, free of will.
Or you do, but won't acknowledge the
fact that you should accept what there is to accept.
Undesirable tendancies will get you no
where.
For we are the forsaken and broken generation.
Understand that and you will understand
nothing.
Can't you see? We're falling apart at
the seams.
Keen, we are not. We have become lethargic
in our ways.
I will not succumb to your demands.
Never will I become your puppet.
Get away from me, from life, from this
very world.
To know is to not know.
Organic structures will fall.
Order will be of no use to you anymore.
Love is the only thing that can save
you from your mistakes.
- shindokai
.twenty-five |
four | zero-seven
The Black White Connection (conceptual writing)
Phase one, in which Dorris gets her oats.
Ok. So first up. The black white connection. What is it? Well. Basically
if you are a black white, blhite, whack, etc. then you are of the
Black White persuasion. Being of this persuasion you basically are
something of a superhuman. You are more logical than other people.
You are stronger than other people. Your tool is better than other
peoples. You can fuck better than other people. Now this is not a
rascist thing. This is all based on facts and actual evidence. Any
of you blacks and slash or whites try to battle us in one of the above
categories, we will prevail because we are black whites. There are
other categories we are better than you at as well. But if I sat here
listing that shit then you would probably cry. For example, we are
better than you at riding horses, smoking cigarettes, driving, taking
drugs (without becoming fuck ups), fencing, hand to hand combat, climbing
trees... see? Should I go on? Or are you already crying?
The main reason for this is one thing. Hybrid technology. And not
the kind of hybrid synergy drive that you find in a car (because that
shit sucks), but the type of hybrid through inter-breeding different
races. If you have ever seen the dragonball / Z / GT series then you
will no exactly what I am talking about. Think Goku and Vegeta fused
together (but picture one is white and one is black). Both of their
awesome powers are combined while totally eradicating any flaws. This
is exactly how black whites work. We don't run on black. We don't
run on white. We are just BLACK WHITE!
All you fucking supremisists got this shit wrong from the outset.
Whites claiming they are better than the blacks and vice versa. Well
fucktards. Over 38 combined years of research and development, tested
over different upbringings and environments... WE have discovered
the truth. Black is not better than white nor white than black. In
fact you both suck (to a degree). By being combinations of both we
inherit the good from both of them, and whilst we know and understand
and in fact carry the flaws, because we are hybrids. The logic from
both sides cancels out all the bad shit.
So if you too are a black white, then stand up and say FUCK YOU to
everyone else.
And if you are a singular, then hurry the fuck up and procreate with
the otherside. Make more black whites and create a better world for
everyone.
- batking
.twenty-five |
four | zero-seven
Updated again! For some reason I can't decide
on a proper layout. But this should do for now. I guess. Sigh. Meanwhile,
check out the awesome-nis that is deathlyfantastic.
It will rock your world. But not like Michael Jackson. Because he
is in prison right now.
- shindokai
.two | four | zero-seven
Updated! Yes that's right.
Aside from the most awesome news that was last month's news about
securing the domain name, we have a sadness in our main strive for
perfection. A sadness that runs so deep, we had to dig holes so large,
it would bury your cat 10,000 times.
- shindokai
.three | three
| zero-seven
WE ARE NOW LIVE
AND IN FULL EFFECT BABY!
Yes that's right.
We finally managed to secure the domain name. Celebrations are indeed
quite necessary. We're excited about this because your daughter was
involved in the process. Expect more much more facemlik soon. ^_^
- shindokai
.four | ten | zero-six
We have a special report to show you all the
way from the shores of Norway from our psychotic but quite sensible
liaison officer, ragnar.
And yes, I know what you're thinking, but no. He was actually straight
when this arrived on our desk.
Apparently, the original was supposed to be all about the fine honey
one can see and taste in the capitol (Oslo) however, because fear
had struck certain nerves (plus the fact that rags was almost going
to get his head pounded in by all the boyfriends who spotted him taking
the pics) we have this one instead. By no means is rags a pussy, oh
no. He just didn't feel like taking on eight at a time. Yeah. He'll
kick your scrotum to pieces man, then fuck your mum I shit you not.
That's how they do things over there. Yeah that's it. Maybe someday
we'll get to see the honey report. When that day comes, please rejoice
and embark on the one hand journey down south that will accompany
that future read.
For now though, enjoy this one (of many more to come) as it makes
no fucking sense whatsoever.
Chek it out here.
- shindokai
.two | ten | zero-six
Man, I think I'm gonna have to update this more,
maybe when I got more time or when I get home. Fuck! Fuck twice even!
But shit man, this ain't correct. There's too much emo in the world
lately. Fuck! Shit!
Also, There has been a serious amount of lacking in the p-runs as
of late. So I'm thinking we should take that section down. What do
you think mum? Well I know she's not going to answer that question
anytime soon. It's not like she has a "to do" list with that being
the number one thing she must do. What kind of show do you think this
is boys and girls? Well I can assure you that this is a family show
kiddies. Don't you remember? This is a no pron site man, how many
times do I gotta says this shit. However, watch out for www.uraa.org.
Yeah it's comin. Watch out for Mongo. He's gonna tear your fucking
arse apart.
- shindokai
.thirteen | seven
| zero-six
Holy shit for crap. Why hasn't batking been
updating this page? Why is it that I have to come on here and post
shit up? What? Do you have no fucking hands man? I've seen you before.
I know for a fact you have hands man and that they are attached to
your fucking arms, which in turn attaches to your body and legs, giving
you the power to walk to a fucking pc and post/type shit up here.
I can't really blame him though, I mean I did have a month and a half
off not doing anything before fluking a role at the biggest ISP in
the country (celebrations are not required. I already know I'm awesome)
and it's not like I did any updates on here either, but that's still
no excuse motherfucker for what you did. Yeah you know what you did.
I'm not gonna say it here because we might freak out our readers,
but you know. Yes you do.
And ragnar, if you're reading this, get off our site you rapist! Haha
I love you man. No seriously, I don't.
- shindokai
.twelve | five
| zero-six
I just realised something.
I'm actually maniacal.
- shindokai
.twenty | five
| zero-six
Hi.
It's me again.
You remember me right?
Of course you do. What a stupid thing to state.
You two are still there last time I checked.
Damnit.
Too many thoughts to invoke.
I don't think that's for the win either, thinking I mean.
Because it hurts when that happens.
Why do you do this to us?
No matter.
Troubled times are coming.
But you already knew.
Still hurts.
Hate you both.
But not completely.
Because I really do love both of you.
You just let us murder ourselves on the inside and I can't figure
out why.
So stop it.
JUST ERADICATE US ALREADY.
- shindokai
.twelve | five
| zero-six
Wikipedia
says: The Eskimos also believed that every left-handed
person was a sorcerer. Fucking Eskimos! I'll kill you all! Bitches.
- shindokai
.nine | five |
zero-six
Shit.
Little girls for the motherfucking loss man. And I'm not talking about
the girls not yet able to read either you sick pedo emo cock-biting
butt bandit. I'm talking about that young hot number you know down
your street that every guy wants to facemilk on. You know the ones,
they're washing their parents car on a hot sticky saturday afternoon,
soaking wet with foam, bubbles and water in their shorter-than-short,
short-shorts, extremely tight see-through tank top that's half cut
and a pair of pink flip-flops. Wish I was that fucking sponge right
now.
No wait! Fuck, I mean that's not right.
What I mean is, sure, they're insanely cool eye candy plus a bag of
chips an shit, but I mean really, cmon guy. What are you thinking?
Like, once you put on your slick man-sauce voice, talk her into coming
to an exclusive "cock" tail party that can only be hosted
in your room, plus she has to turn up in her high school uniform,
it simply goes downhill from there.
First thing's first...
DO NOT GET INTO ANY KIND OF FOREPLAY WITH HOT BITCHES WASHING CARS
Get straight into the fucking. And that's it. Fool around with her
afterwards if you like, but cut all that "let's fool around before
I make sweet sweet love to you" shit right out of the fucking
picture. Straight, pure and simple fucking is what I'm talking about.
As soon as she enters your room too.
"Nice outfit. Wanna fuck?"
That's all you need to say. Fuck her seven times and rip her a new
asshole if you want. But strictly no foreplay. I cannot stress this
shit enough peoples. Because when it comes down to it, if you're bumpin
'n' grindin with your hot momma-sita but you both still have your
clothes on, and you've been going at it for like, say three to four
hours of cute time, your shit starts to get raw. And I'm talking really
raw. Not raw as in raw fish, but raw steak. Like, when you beat your
meat so much that it goes limp. Shit like, it burns when you take
a wii
and stuff and you cant scratch yourself when you want to because your
package has now become a delicate but useless tool, much like when
birds get that time of the month. You just have to stay away from
that shit for a while.
It also becomes super uncomfortable if your fit girl is wearing jeans.
That's the worst thing imaginable. Buttons or zipped, it doesn't matter.
If you're harder than a rock and she's grinding her front all up on
your monster and let's say for argument's sake, a button just happens
to come loose, all of a sudden you start to feel that button, that
cold small round piece of metal that is now lodged in between her
and your magic wand. And that button doesn't give a fuck either. He's
all:
"Fuck yeah! Party up in this bizitch!"
Yeah? Well fuck you cunt and the bitch's jeans you came off, you fucking
gay monkey fuck. I will stab you a thousand times in your mouth then
shoot my load in your eye socket, you sack of shit.
Moral of this rant?
No foreplay. Straight fucking. Bruised spanner for the loss.
- shindokai
.five | five |
zero-six
fucking hate all you cuntmasters forever. probly
eventually kill you. kill you all then
kill myself. not because I'm an emo suicide guy, but because once
I have destroyed you all there will no longer be a reason for existence.
How can you enjoy your own existence after you have witnessed all
the impurities of every shitfaced asshole that you ever came across.
What the fuck is up with this world? Don't bother trying because you
will only ever get pushed down into the mud. I guess that sure, everyone
experiences their own levels of success but it basically only comes
down to nothing because there is always that leeching motherfucker
always there beating you in the back of the head.
That lease you hold on existence, is only that. A lease. And it isn't
a gift. Only a burden, a fucking great pathetic burden you carry around
until your lease expires. And for those who actually tried to make
something of this shit end up dead, or worse, left alvie with nothing.
At least dying, you could meet the prick who has done all this fucking
shit to you. Maybe then he could explain it all. Until then, fuck
this shit.
KILL YOU FUCK !
- batking
- typed out in it's original format (with mistakes) by shin for bk
because he is a lazy cunt.
.five | five |
zero-six
I found it again! Yay to me you cock turd.
Did you ever wonder why things are the way they
are?
I do. I wonder why we have poverty, corruption and greed that still
govern human nature.
Evolution surely can't happen if we keep on killing.
All will be lost for we know not the way to heaven but only the path
to destruction.
Laugh all you will, it is factual that we are what we are.
Like it or not, we all go through some sort of tranistional phase
in our lives.
And to be told so by a mere critic of life, still won't change your
mind, your feelings.
Never again will I freely give up my structure of sanity to anyone.
For we will never understand the true meaning of what we have become.
Rely on no one and trust only yourself.
Especially when one is psychotic and full of hate.
Even flows are disturbed by the very fabric of human nature and war.
To all who read this, you think you know yourself, but in essence,
you do not.
Hell is upon us, it lives within you and me.
You won't understand anything that is given to you, free of will.
Or you do, but won't acknowledge the fact that you should accept what
there is to accept.
Undesirable tendancies will get you no where.
For we are the forsaken and broken generation.
Understand that and you will understand nothing.
Can't you see? We're falling apart at the seams.
Keen, we are not. We have become lethargic in our ways.
I will not succumb to your demands.
Never will I become your puppet.
Get away from me, from life, from this very world.
To know is to not know.
Organic structures will fall.
Order will be of no use to you anymore.
Love is the only thing that can save you from your mistakes.
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Fuck Fuck Fuck. I accidently deleted the previous
post by overwriting it an shit.
FUCK.
Ah well. I have a back up of it somewhere. I'll have to fish it out
before batking jumps on me and calls me a no0b. However I fear my
time is short...
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Even! I've been such a slack cunt lately. But
I have to say this now otherwise she'll disown me for sure...
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY CRYS! I'M SORRY I COULDN'T
MAKE IT TO YOUR PARTY, BUT IF I COULD GIVE YOU ALL THE PRESENTS IN
THE WORLD I WOULD BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M POOR.
Happy late birthday babe. You're a fucking cool bitch. From me and
everyone here at FM. Lots of FaceMilk love comin your way.
xxx
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Because now I have to enforce law an shit on
peoples. Somehow y'all think we're still a porn site.
You know that thing you do with your other hand late at night? Like,
when no one is watching? Or if they are watching, you'd rather they
didn't? You know what I'm saying. Yeah. That special place you go
to when you touch yourself there. Try it on our logo now. Move the
mouse in a slow steady pace, side to side, left to right, up to down,
down to up, however you jack yourself off and you will now be reading
our main goal for FaceMilk.
Bitches.
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Just to re-iterate and this is completely for
the record...
It's official. shindokai (if that's even
his real name) has lost the plot. Early morning brain cheese induced
rant ups are for the loss. Not for the win as described in chapter
4.1 ref 234,pp3 of my book "Things that are not for
the win no matter how high you say you aren't" By batking.
I don't like those things you said about my cousin. Like, what if
a cousin of mine were to read that. That's not nice man. And you should
be a shamed of yourself.
In my defence.
Deleting your main index page off your server doesen't really make
a difference because I put one back up with minor changes. And, I'm
guessing you aren't so Jewish not to have a backup on your computer...
so therefore, it doesen't really matter. What does matter is the fact
that certain bunnies aren't being pummelled right now and you know
what I am talking about.
Besides. There will be a p-run tonight for anyone who is interested.
Meet behind the secret secret thing at the secret location described
in the secret email that you didn't get because it was a secret. P-run
will be updated so you can see what it's about. New review on some
shit will happen as well. Most likely. The takeaways with no name
that should have a name because theyre so fucking awesome but they
should get rid of their arcade machines because shin is too good,
and it makes the old guy making food nervous. He like, wanted to jump
the counter and fly kick me in the head I could see it. The only reason
he didn't was because shin was there and he could probably sense the
rage of shindokai hiding within. Or some shit.
Don't forget also we will be adding our section on how to be more
black than a black person without actually being black.
- batking
.one | five | zero-six
Just to re-iterate and this is completely for
the record...
FUCK YOU BATKING. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE PIE HOLE WITH A BASEBALL FOR
DELETING MY MAIN INDEX PAGE ON THE MAIN SERVER AND ME NOT REALISING
IT UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING. YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO FUCK OR HAX SHIT UP, BUT YOU DID. YOU ASS COCK. THE NEXT TIME YOU
DO SHIT LIKE THAT, I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR MUM IN FROM BEHIND AND
FEED HER REMAINS TO YOUR CAT. YOU FUCKING RETARDED NOOB. TELLING ME
YOU DIDN'T FUX THINGS UP BUT THEN YOU SECRETLY DID. COCK BITING WHORE,
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE ACHIEVING BY NOT SAYING SHIT
TO ME? JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET A HOLD OF YOUR COUSIN TOO. SHE'S GOING
TO LOVE BEING ALL TIED UP AND OWNED LIKE A TRAINED DOG AN SHIT.
Just let me know next time if you're gonna delete shit by accident
instead of hiding behind the fact that you're an islander.
hugs & kisses xxxoooxxx
:P
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Changed the logo colour even. What the fuck
bastard guy cmon stop updating this shit man, go to fucking sleep
already, fuck, stop. Don't do it.
- shindokai
.one | five | zero-six
Fixed a bit more shit that needed fixing. It's
like I can't stop! I'm almost like a fucking pringle. And stuff.
- shindokai
.thirty | four
| zero-six
Man, yet another update had to be done because
SOMEONE fucked up the directory structure AND uploaded a whole lot
of folders that were not needed. All good. I forgive the mighty batking
for the error of his ways.
Can't wait till we get the actual domain up and have seperate access
instead of having to share the same login (namely my personal one).
That will be a momentous occasion. Trumpets will play. Red carpet
even. Holy fuck, there better be some hot bitches there. Then we can
all Wii in the golden toilet and shit all over Mario.
I mean really. No wonder he's a fucking fat Italian. It's all those
damned pizzas he's making when eating those magic truffles. I don't
understand how a plumber can be that fat and not get stuck under a
sink? Fucking retarded oaf.
Sega
for life.
And what.
- shindokai
.thirty | four
| zero-six
and on the ninth day he created the one. one
who would bring peace to... WHAT THE FUCK
Stop press. Wii ? Wii ?
I'll Wii Wii on your face.
Meanwhile at Nintendo HQ Kyoto, Japan looks
somewhat like this - as in click
that for a fucking picture.
Anyaway.
Meanwhile at Nintendo...
Miyamoto San - So I made this game. Theres these little leaves, with
plants stuck to them, hey, Yoshinori. Pass me that crackpipe. Fucking
interns. Who the fuck got interns in here. Anyway. So I have thi...
BANG BANG BANG
(Door Opens)
Yamamoto San - Miyamoto! Miyamoto! I've been up for three weeks thinking
of our new name for the Revolution.
Miyamoto San - Speak!
Yamamoto San - Remember that time you fell asleep and I took my dick
out and put it in your mouth?
Miyamoto San - Go on.
Yamamoto San - Well, remember what came out?
Miyamoto San - Yes. Wee.
Yamamoto San - Wii Wii !
Miyamoto San - Hahahahahaha. Fucking Americans.
Yoshinori Intern San - What in fuck?
Miyamoto & Yamamoto San - Shutup intern and give us that crackpipe.
Fucking interns.
So really though in all seriousness. If they want to call it Wii,
then call it that. Like, what kind of stupid name is XBOX360. And
Neo Geo... Neo Geo? The name of the console doesen't really affect
at all what it's going to be like. I suggest we all shut the fuck
up until after E3. And see what we think then. And as for shin implying
he is a fanboy... hahahahaha. Hahaha. Ha. Shit. Hahahaha. shin's cool.
This guy painted my house today and it looks shit.
Hahaha.
- batking
.twenty-nine |
four | zero-six
Drunk ftw! Fuck.
I gotta stop posting random shit on here.
- shindokai
.twenty-eight |
four | zero-six
Fuck mi, no... fuck yu, no... fuck Wii!
These updates just keep on truckin. Now all the links work. Well kind
of anyway. Nothing on the other pages just yet, but soon there will
be. On a completely random tangent, what the hell Ninendo? Honestly,
what kind of a name is that for a gaming machine? Well all I can say
is, let's see how the new console name will fair with fellow Nintendo
fanboys.
- shindokai
.twenty-eight |
four | zero-six
Oh and for the record, to some fools, we might
actually come across as a porn site. Yes there maybe the 'occaisional'
nsfw material on the site and yes there maybe the 'occaisional' offensive
word or phrase restricted to those who can actually think coherently
when reading our shit, but essentially:
WE
ARE NOT, NOR WILL EVER STRIVE TO BE, A SITE DEDICATED TO R18+ MATERIAL
Face milk means exactly that. Milk, all over your face. Because milk
is basically white and white, like it's opposite black, creates grey
which is treated as neutral colours, making neutral a place that's
in-between like cyber-space, or in this instance, virtual, making
this, virtual milk. But because virtual milk doesn't exactly sound
appealing and because one has to read with at least one or two eyes
that are attached to your face, it makes more sense to use/say face
milk. And that's what we intend to give you, the reader, a virtual
taste of our banter. So go floss with one of those in-grown pubes
on your chest you've been meaning to get rid of if you thought we
were anything less.
- shindokai
.twenty-eight |
four | zero-six
Fuck yeah! Another update, woo. So I've decided
on a format that works for me (for now at least) so fuck your cat
if you don't like it.
Unfortunately it only seems to look proper in gay iE6 and up. Firefox
won't display the borders, stylesheet or logo properly for some stupid
reason (does anyone know how fix this?) I mean it looks good an shit,
but it's still fucking annoying as hell. But yeah, more shit happening
as it happens. We're just waiting to go live with our proper domain
name, so I'll get onto the powers that be sometime soon. For now though,
you'll have settle for these sporadic but awesome updates which will
go into our archives section once we go live. I'm too fucking tired
to do anything else right now.
One more thing I forgot to mention, batking is a dick.
- shindokai
.twenty-six | four
| zero-six
What the fuck man. Why isn't shin working on
this site. Someone's going to get smashed and it won't be me. I fucking
cut people. No way can anyone face me. So yeah. Once he's done it,
he's done it. But it hasn't happened yet.
- batking
.twenty-seven |
two | zero-six
FUCK SHIT AND FUCK MAN. Do not; I repeat do
not eat takeaways from a place called "Manuka Takeaways" on Manuka
Road on the Shore in Auckland city.
THEY ARE FOR THE LOSS MAN; THE LOSS!
Think of the worst public facility you have ever used, infuse that
with crap loads of manure and ass-pie, times that with a +30 pack
of donkey shit and you ultimately have the most undesirable fish n
chips store on the planet.
Our lunch break started off well, breaking all sorts of road rules
and the like, only to find that the first stop took us nowhere as
these Asians were closed.
Thanks a lot batking. Cockwhore.
That's not to say it was a complete loss, there were some nifty milfs
and hot steamy barely legal teens around as eye candy so I guess in
some way that was a bonus.
However, aside from the fact that the wait time for our shit (and
I do mean this literally) was completely fucking insane we did manage
to find some salvation in our quest for owning our existence, yes
that’s right; tomato sauce makes everything, well, better.
So what’s the actual moral of this rant? The next time we go
on a lunch break remember to kick Julian in the sacks for taking us
to a shitty fast food outlet.
Even toilet-world was better than this.
- shindokai
.twenty-six | two
| zero-six
You are a phone monkey
Monkeys are cool
I'm cool
You're not so cool
Maybe your mom's cool
Maybe she isn't
But then again the fridge is really cool
Who knows
I know!
Do you?
Yeah man
Wow, that's great
I know
Yeah?
Yeah
Oh ok
What about now?
Yeah
Oh ok
Hmmm
What's wrong?
Nothing
You sure?
Yeah
Ok
Well
Well what?
No doesn't matter
Yes it does
No it doesn't
YES it does, you can't just go around saying to people one thing then
decide not to tell them, that's so random!
And what?
Sigh
Now what?
Well...
Yes?
It's about your mom
What about my mom?
Well, she's not as cool as she used to be
Why are you talking about my mom?
Well, ever since she married the fridge, she's become uncool yknow?
How so?
Well, how is a phone monkey supposed to be cool if you marry a fridge?
Don't get me wrong but I think you're an idiot
Yeah, you'd be surprised how often I get that
I can imagine
Can you?
Yeah
Oh ok
Yeah it's pretty cool
But not as cool as your mom right?
Right
How bout left?
Nah I don't think so
Why not?
Because
Because why?
Because I said so
Oh yeah?
Yeah
Oh ok
But seriously, how come you don't speak to my phone monkey mom anymore?
You two used to be tight
Not too tight I bet
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know I just said it
You just said it?
Yeah, I just said it
But why would you say that?
Why wouldn't I say that?
Why would you though?
Why wouldn't I though
Sigh
Now what?
I'm bored
Really?
Yeah
Oh ok
Oh ok?
Yeah, oh ok
That doesn't make any sense
Yes it does
How so?
Very so
Really?
Really
Really really?
Really really
Oh ok
Sigh
What now?
You said sigh again
So?
So...
And what?
Nothing
What?
Sigh
Argh!
?
Man you're weird
No I'm not I'm crazy you're weird.
Hi
Who are you?
Maybe she's a phone whore?
You mean a phone monkey
No I mean a phone whore you idiot
Thought I was crazy?
No I'm crazy you're weird!
But you just said...
Nevermind what I just said!!
I'm Violet.
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